Inspirational / Love Text Messages No. 1

1.)
Amidst all the expectations, demands, requests,
take some time to ground yourself in God.
Take some time for yourself.

2.)
*Our everyday life makes us so busy with a lot of things.
However, when we come to realize it, most of the things we do
are mostly for material things and reasons. We forget to give
importance to the more important things in life like family and
God. However, its still not yet too late to change.

3.)
As a Mom, you´re the best.
As a Wife, you´re the greatest.
As a Woman, you´re the sweetest.
An all-around Winner.
You´re an amazing woman,
... Thank you for giving me a family as beautiful as you.
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO YOU MY LOVELY WIFE!!!

4.)
* My life has never been the same since you came into my life.
I never thought someone could love me as much as you do.
You make me feel special everyday and you shower me
with an unconditional love. Thank you for everything honey.
You mean the world to me.

5.)
A girl who's funny and crazy, thoughtful and caring, loving
and sharing, as sweet as a baby, a great friend and sister.
And she's reading this message right now."
-- Post this to the girl you'll never forget. If you don't post
this to anyone, it means you're too busy.You have forgotten
all about your kind friends. If you get 6 back, you're truly
loved. Take care beautiful girl. :-)

6.)
Minsan puro tayo REKLAMO..
"wala ako bagong sapatos!" be thankful why?
buti nga wala ka lang bago sapatos ung iba nga wala paa
"ai grbe! tuyo na nmn ung ulam!" be thankful why?
buti nga me tuyo ulam ka pa ung iba nga asin na lng ung ulam.
ALWAYS BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE..

7.)
Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong mahal mo, alagaan mo.
Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong naniniwala sayo, huwag
kang magsinungaling.
Kapag nakatagpo ka ng taong tapat wag mong lolokohin.
At kapag natagpuan mo ang taong hindi mo alam bat mo
mahal, huwag mo ng pakawalan.

8.)
*Sometimes, we realize that a person is very dear to us,
When she is already out of our life.
Treat your woman dearly. Show her the respect she
deserves to get.
Because it might be too late already.
She is already gone when you realized you can't live
without  her in your life.

Text Jokes of the Day

1.)
SON: Dad I like her,and I want to marry her!
DAD: Son don't marry her co'z she's your sister and your mother
doesn't know it. The next day......
SON: Mom I like her,and I want to marry her but daddy said
i should not marry her co'z she's my sister and you don't know it.
MOM: Son marry her co'z he's not your father!

2.)
Panchito: Vitamins ko ABC -- Alak, Babae at Cigarette.
Babalu: Ako naman DEF -- Damo, Egg at Frutas.
Dolphy: Ako, from A to Z. Alma to Zsa Zsa.

3.)
Customer: Ano ba naman itong tutpik nyo, iisa na nga lang ang
dali pang mabali.
Waiter (inis pa): Alam nyo sir, ang dami ng gumamit nyan, pero
kayo lang nakabali!

4.)
KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung
papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito
wala pa rin siya!
Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya..!

5.)
Judge: Ikaw na naman! Sampung taon ka nang dito
humaharap sa korte ko, ha?
Swindler: Your honor, hindi ko kasalanan kung hindi po

kayo ma-promote!

6.)
Anak: Inay, sinisilip ng kaklase ko 'yung panty ko!
Inay: Bastos 'yun, ah! Ano ginawa mo?
Anak: Inalis ko at itinago ko 'yung panty, para 'di n'ya makita!

7.)
"PLANTS VS. ZOMBIE LOVE STORY"

ZOMBIE: why do you keep on striking me with your peas that
will eventually shoot me to death when i only wanted to be near you?
PEASHOOTER: because you are only interested with my brain.
How about my heart?